Apa mengarut?

English-
Asmimi: Okay, after completing your essays, i want you to find synonyms for these adjectives: Happy, Long, Short, Fly, Angry.
Me: Ho yeahhh..
Alicia: Im done with my essay, you done?
Me: Ho yeah.
Alicia: Stop saying "ho yeah or i'll slap you in the face."
Me: Ho- hokay.
Me & Alicia: (turns to Syazana and Nadeeya.)
Syazana: Okay, now happy. what else?
Me & Alicia: GAYYYYY! :D
Whole class: (laughing like assholes as they heard us screaming.)

Science-
Hafizah: Ahh izati, i can tell that you're gay.
Me: Omg, i am so gayyy. aren't you gay too?
Nabilah: we are gay people!
Hafizah: We should name our stall 'Gay puffs.'
Me: ZOMG, we should.
Nabilah: Mestila, we are gay people paa..
All: (looks at Pn. Noorainun, who was looking at us in a weird way.)
Me: cikgu, cikgu jangan pikir bukanbukan cikgu..
Noorainun: (nods.)

My class rocks, end of story.

p.s: Gay means happy.