Listening to: The Union Underground - Across The Nation. (yes, WWE Smackdown Vs. RAW soundtrack.)
Monday - Not really that shitty.
Tuesday - Shit.
Wednesday - Shittier.
Thursday - Mother of the shit.
Friday - Pig shit, no really- haih, i'll explain.
So i had B. Melayu paper 2, Science paper 2, And English paper 2.
BM was fun since i could write all the essays, and i enjoyed using big words like, tuntasnya, tamsilannya, Hedoisme, Akhir Kalam, justifikasi, memanifestasikan, sementelahan pula, kendatipun begitu, anjakan paradigma, entiti mithali, berkaliber, menerjah, mengorak, rentetan itu, kekangan, dijana, rencaman, ironinya, ect.
Results prediction: Am so getting my BM teacher shit-faced.
Science paper 2 was fucked, but thankfully, i read some parts like the radiation shit and all. But screwed the vegetative part and all. Im thinking of getting at least fourty something- at least- worst comes worst, thirthy. Pleaseeee.
Results prediction: Noorainun's going to go all pissy at the whole class.
English paper 2 is okay, i like English. Just that Asmimi sucks, she's choosy and all bias. And she hates me for no solid reason. I kinda screwed the POZ part, but it was okay i guess.
Results prediction: I know im not going to get full marks for POZ, because i left out the conclusion, damn.
Tuesday had Maths paper 2, Seni paper 1, and Geografi.
Maths was okay, i could answer most of the questions. And of course i bullcrapped on the Indices part, that's one thing i hate about ponteng-ing school, you'll miss important chapters. I swear i missed amost ALL the classes for indices, i came to school at the end of the chapter. I had Junior Judo Championship when Burhan did the chap, so basically i have no idea how the fck to do index. Damn.
Results prediction: Well, Mr. Ooi marked my paper already, i got 43/60. Not bad, i know.
Seni was fcked, but who cares la,
Question 30:
Pelukis yang menghasilkan catan yang memberikan kesan perspektif bertajuk "Mona Lisa" ialah
A Albreeht Durer
B Leonardo da Vinci
C Salvado Dali
D Pablo Picasso
Me (thinks): "Pablo mmg salah la, Cancel. Leonardo laaa kan? Albreeht Durer ni sapa? Hang sapa? Salvado Dali ni apa benda? *circles B* BAHAHAHA, soalan senang."
Lol, checked with the notes, turns out it was Albreeht Durer. xDD
Results prediction: Chan Bee Chin marked the paper, i got 28/40. Told you, kalau tembak ja pun bley dapat results okay ohhh. :P
Georgrafi, omg spasms.
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i din read anything- Honestly speaking, i didn't. I wanted to, but i didn't have all the time in the world to do so. So i sat there and bullfuck all the answers, praying to god it's correct.
Results prediction: DIEEEEEEE.
Sat for KH, Science paper 1, and ummm.. Sivik? yeah.
KH was uhh, okay? I don't know. But it crapped Accounts part, was okay laaa. Oh i don't know, try to be a little bit optimistic, not wroking for me though.
Results prediction: PLEEEEEAAASE don't let it be a C again. D:
Science is shit, okay no. But the exam was.
Most questions were from Form 1's syllabus. I read half of it, so i could answer some questions, but again, screwed the vegetative part. Why did i ponteng that time arrr? Oh right, had debate.
Results prediction: "Here Lies The High Hopes And Dreams Of Nur Izati Hashim Of Obtaining An A For Her Science Mid-Term Examination."
Sivik, ummm. No seriously?
Results prediction: HAHAHA, like i care. xD
Had Infromation Tech and Maths paper 1, and Sejarah.
IT: answers questions for only 15 minutes, had nothing to do, Sleeeeeeeeep.
Results: There's a possibility of getting an A, this time at least. Because i had passed up my assignments. :D
Maths paper 1, was okay actually. I did some silly mistakes.
Question 39:
Me: *does working correctly, marks the wrong answer without noticing then.*
When i was at the padang with Yas, Wee and Fhatin. Yas was like, "Izati, kenapa jalan kerja hg lain, but then you marked the wrong answer. and i was like, "WHEREEEE? SHITT." there goes one mark, byebye.
Results prediction: *speechless, shoots self*
Sejarah, omgomgomg,
Me: "Okay izati, you can do this. It's okay chill. It's just a friggin paper in front of you and somehow i think it's teasing you and going, 'nananananana, haha you're so going to fail me.' and sticking out it's tongues, but then again it's okayyy."
*reads first question*
"Hahahha, senang."
*Reads the next page*
"Oh fuck. No."
*stares at the question*
one minute later, *still staring at question*
another minute passed, *bangs head at table*
*looks at Yuhanis and mouthed the word 'helpppp'*
and she did a hysterical impression which was mighty funny.
Results prediction: Please refer Geografi and Science paper 1's answer for this one.
Had Seni paper 2 today and Engslih paper 1.
Seni, okay decided to draw the cow question. we weren't allowed to use other media other than poster colour or water colour. And i my friend- had refused to use water colour or poster colour for the past two years, and this is my first time using the poster colour for an examination. So i ended up screwing the whole painting, and it's schhitt.
Results prediction: Macam Babi, no really. Since i think i drew a motherfucking pig instead of a cow, so mesti results mcm babi gak la kan..
English, easyeasy shit.
Results prediction: um at least 37? Don't know.
So that is how i did on my last school examination for my Menengah Rendah, awesome aite? NOT.
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