Takes my pain away.

So today i had extra tuition.

For Physics, from 10am - 12pm & 3pm-5pm.

Yes, a three hour break.

So we didn't really have our breakfast,

and we were really really hungry.

So we called up 1-300-13-1-300,

Yes, McDonald's.

A woman picked up (Sorry, the conversation was randomly in malay and was on Loudspeaker)

Woman: Hello selamat tengah hari.

Me: Oh er, selamat tengah hari deh.

Woman: Boleh saya tahu nama cik?

Me: Syazana.

Syaz: (at the same time) Izati.

Woman: Er.

Me: *stares at syaz*

Syaz: Okay fine, it's Syazana.

Me: Can we order already?

Woman: *suddenly puts us on hold*

*Comes out some random McD FIFA WC commercial*

Me: Bloody fuck, she didn't just pun us on hold?

Syaz: Tell me about it, fcker gila.

After 20 minutes of waiting, that bloody bitch hang up on us.

Yes, we were pissed so i called PizzaHut,

Because we were seriously hungry,

This abang pizza picks up,

Abang Pizza: Hello, Selamat tengah hari. PizzaHut disini, boleh saya tolong anda.

Me: Errrrr, yeah. Selamat tengah hari?

Abang Pizza: Cik, nama cik ape ye?

Me: Izati, can i order now?

Abang Pizza: Jap ye cik, cik tinggal di mana ye?

Me: *gives address*

Abang Pizza: Ohh, orang penang la ni?

Me: Abang, saya lapaq, cepat sikit.

Abang Pizza: Hahahahahahahhaahaha.

Me: Er, abang, okay ke tak ni?

Abang Pizza: Oh ye ye, Gelugor dekat mana eh? Bukit Mertajam ke?

Me: Gelugor dekat gelugor la.

Abang Pizza: Oh, dekat Bertam tu?

Me: Gelugor dekat gelugor la.

So eventually 10mins after his lame attempt to mengorat, i gave my orders.

In the mean time, we went to the shop to go buy ice cream.

And then the pizza came, we ate.

When we were eating,

Devi was giving sex advice, the boys heard.

and they told Sir Arun.

Hahahahahaha, Mr. Bean condoms.

Haha, i love today.

Thanks Syazana, Anis, Devi and Renuka.

And a lil humor from Sharu too. (;

Hearts you chikas.