OH Hairy Belly?

Oh gad, when was the last time that i posted?
er, long time ago? wait. Make that Looooooooong time ago.
Sorry niggs, but remember when i once said that i don't really get sick much?
i could stand in the freezing rain for hours and not get sick?
Well, how ironic. I got sick. For two bloody weeks.

Yes, i did sat for my first exams after Penyeksaan Mental Remaja.
Chemistry was bloody hard, how the fuck do you count the Empirical-whatfuck?
I don't remember learning punnn! GRR.
Addmaths pupn sama la, tawakal sudah.
So DONT ask, okay?

So that one day i went to the clinic at Fettes Park, and ment the doctor,
this is how my appointment went:

Doctor: Haa, lai lai masuk.
Me: *sits on chair*
Doctor: *tries hard to read my name* Nuuu-r Eii-Sha-Ti?
Me: Izati, doctor.
Doctor: Haa, so what's wrong with you? Fever leh? Cough leh? apaaa?
Me: Er, Im having a seriously bad flu, since two or three days ago.
Doctor: Ahh, i see. Got phleghm?
Me: Phlegm? Yeah, alot.
Doctor: What colour wan?
Me: Heh?
Doctor: What colour is your phlegm?
Me: (the f? ew.) Er, you really want to know?
Doctor: Ya loh, i have to know.
Me: Uhh, okay. Yellow? i don't know.
Doctor: Some more you got cough?
Me: Yes, doc. Been coughing like there's no tomorrow.
Doctor: Ahh, okayokay. I give you cough medicine.
Me: Er, Doctor, I sometimes get servere headaches and my right eye hurt.
Doctor: Something wrong with your head maa.
Me: (Your head la doc!) ...
Doctor: Nevermind, go home take panadol dua bijik, and then you okay lah. HAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Oh, okay. I should go now.
Doctor: HAHAHAHAH *stil laughing*
Me: *walks out of room* OH my god, psycho.



Er, yeah.
Im better now though,
hahaha.